DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Oh, so you thought you could just glide through life without a single bump, huh? Welcome to the School of Hard Lessons\u2014pop quiz, you\'re failing already. First, we break your heart, because why not start with the drama? Then, just when you think you\u2019ve got it all together, -BAM\u2014 your back gives out from all the emotional baggage. Go ahead, try to stand up straight now. Spoiler alert: It\u2019s not gonna happen. Get rek\u2019d, nerd!

This isn\'t your average walk in the park, darling. This is life handing you a diploma in misery, with a minor in "I Told You So." Don\u2019t worry, though. You\u2019ll come out stronger... or, you know, permanently butt sore. But hey, who\u2019s counting? Just remember to thank the universe for the tough love and get rekt along the way.'